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November 2010
2 posts
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, you believe in GOD?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD good?
Student : Sure.
Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL?
Student : Yes.
Professor : My Brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor : You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is GOD Good?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Is Satan good?
Student : No.
Professor : Where does Satan come from?
Student : From...GOD...
Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor : So who created evil?
(Student did not answer)
Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe The World around you. Tell me, son...have you ever feen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor : Yet you still believe in HIM?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor : Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor : Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn't...
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat,
Mega Heat, White Heat, a Little Heat or No Heat. But we don't have anything called Cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero
Which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.
(There was pin-drop dilence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as
Darkness?
Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the Absence of
Something.
You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light...
But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its
Called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, Darkness isn't. If it is,
You would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor : So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student : Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor : Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue
There is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are
Viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.
Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought. It uses Electricity and
Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
Death is Not the Opposite of Life, just the Absence of it
Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from
a Monkey?
Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process,
yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the
argument was going)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at
work and Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,
Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The Class was in uproar)
Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the
Professor's brain?
(The Class broke out into laughter)
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's
brain, felt it, touched or smelt it?...
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable
Protocol, Science says that you have No Brain, sir. With all due respect,
sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The Room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face
unfathomable)
Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir...Exactly!
The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.
That student was ALBERT EINSTEIN.
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“This is my home. If you come here and dump your rubbish opinions, I will be...”
– My mother, Aunty Yenping. :) (via sgtpepperoo) (via joyfulstar)
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Plagiarism?
joyfulstar: yongilicious: The bugle of plagiarism has been blown. What’s the big deal? For good, it credits the originators of the idea, safeguarding intellectual property. For bad, it is a smear campaign to discredit the entire reputation of an individual when only small sections are of concern. A shepherd of the flock should not have to be judged by the same standards as wordly academia. ...
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a book of torn pages. missing pages. wet, dirty, brown pages with an absurd amount of dust. a book lying around the corner of the shelf, forgotten. an instantly recognisable object that appears to belong in the rubbish bin. Years ago, Rubbish is alway brought to the local incinerator. Though that practice is still carried out today in many places, a recently launched idea sparked the evolution...
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Son
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Bent
typicallymarilyn: If I fall along the way  Pick me up and dust me off  And if I get too tired to make it  Be my breath so I can walk  If I need some other love  Give me more than I can stand  And when my smile gets old and faded  Wait around I’ll smile again  Shouldn’t be so complicated  Just hold me and then  Just hold me again  Can you help me I’m bent  I’m so scared that I’ll never  Get put...
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Be Strong and of Good Courage
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1 Peter 1:7
that the genuineness of your faith, being much more precious than gold that perishes, though it is tested by fire, may be found to praise, honor, and glory at the revelation of Jesus Christ
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I am in awe of Your perfect love.
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economics now. great subject with more theories than diagrams. study study, haha, i am distracted by the urge to tweet and tumblr.
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I will fly
You know, sometimes in life you just take a big step and jump off cliffs. thats when you learn to develop your wings and fly. . . . . . Baby eagles learn to fly when they are pushed off the cliffs by their parents, in hopes that they will eventually learn to fly on their own. The eaglet drops, frantically flapping its wings and cry out for help as it plummets down the steep cliff....
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Breaking the limits
Faith puts no limit on God, and God puts no limit on faith.
Nov 12th
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“Frank: “sometimes a brother is a brother…” “sometimes a brother is...”
– (via definitelydt)
Nov 9th
I had an awesome day, had an awesome night. and i thoroughly enjoy my life. No Kidding. =)
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Raising the standards. Firm on others, Tough on myself. God encase me with the right values and motivations for my actions. My faith is found more precious than gold which perishes. Through the fire, purify me.
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I’m conquering ground.
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sow into church, sow into lives.
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someone once told me that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. im guessing not everyone is everyone’s cup of tea. indeed everyone is different one way or another, the good, the bad, the ugly. the great thing is that no one needs to care what others think. Because well, we have a God who created us. If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, then we must be extremely gorgeous in God’s...
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Worth
worth loving, worth giving, worth fighting, worth it all. my thoughts echo in my heart.
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yea and iphone has pin…… the fight begins. Now. youreadingthis: oh my goodness, blackberry have tumblr now. hahaha… mwahahaha… it’s pretty scary how technology improve so fast.
Oct 4th
debut
The DOMOKUN is online. chiayilun: yet another geeks united joke. :p definitelydt: chiayilun: hello world. omg Yilun…the universal computing greeting is felt…
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Greater Things
Yesterday’s labour seemed rewarding, Today’s achievements look admirable, but alas, what we can do tomorrow are greater things yet.
Oct 4th
The Battle Of the HomeWork Rages on………….. Lock and Load. We’re takin em down.
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OH IM AT YYC. Kinda miss this place. OH. hahaha
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September 2009
16 posts
Relationships are meant to build people. Thats y awesome Godly friendships are important. Shoutouts to Pastors, my leaders Charleston, Yassy and Garrett, my awesome brothers Sky, DT, Yonghui, Weihao, Glenn, Darren, Lawrence, Leonard and Yilun, mother Maril, awesome Joyce, Yvonne Char and Ruoen, sisterly Weili, Sarah, Jiayan, Dawn, Bong, Wendy, Sam, Hadley….. All Members of O2 and CCH WT,...
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– How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare, and pure, and special? How many people can make you feel…extraordinary? - Marley and Me (via withlovexin)
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Hands that hold the Heavens, hold my heart tonight……
Sep 22nd
FCC, HCP, BCC….. KFC……
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youreadingthis: None But Jesus In the quiet, in the stillness I know, that You are God In the secret of Your presence I know, that I am restored When You call I won’t refuse Each new day again, I’ll choose There is no one else for me None but Jesus Crucified to set me free Now I live to bring Him praise In the chaos, in confusion I know, You’re sovereign still In the moments of my weakness...
Sep 18th
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Sep 18th
ATTITUDE IS THE WORD!!!!!
Sep 18th
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